What Do You Think About Women?
What do you think of 115 thinkgs about women: 1. Maternity
Leave- 6 months paid vacation and all you do is have a baby. 2. We
got off the Titanic first 3. We are better dancers 4. Taxis stop
for us first 5. We can pretend to be pregnant and get lots of
attention on buses
6. We do not go bald after our 26th birthdays
/>7. We can cry and get out of stressful situations. Like a speeding
ticket. Heck, crying gets you out of anything. 8.We can flirt our way out of a speeding ticket. Heck, you can flirt your way out of anything. 9. We live longer than men 10. We smell better 12. Ladies Night. 13. We do not have to open our own jars. 14. We do not have to kill our own food. 15. We get put up on a pedistal 16. We rarely have to carry our own suitcases. 17.We know stuff about everyone. 18. Short skirts will always cure unemployment 19. You're 5 times less likely to kill yourself 20. You never get a draft card. 21. It is easier to get a credit card. 22. You rule the bathroom 23. It is ok for you to marry for money. 24. Long nails make great weapons. 25. Divorces are profitable in your favor. 26. If the police is looking for you, it is easier to disguise yourself. 27.is just another chocolate. 28. No matter how long it takes you to get ready, guys will ALWAYS wait for you. 29. Free flowers. 30. Free dinners. 31. Free lunches. 32. Free brunches 33. Revenge is our specialty 34. You will get asked to havefor about 90% of your life. 35. Men are optional. 36. You can whip men for money. 37. You will probably never have to change a lightbulb. 38. Nobody will ever slap you for telling a dirty joke. 39. You can sue for ual harassments. 40. You know thatsize really does matter. 41. PMS means you're right. About anything.Got a f***ing problem with that? 42. Short girls are ''petite''.Short guys are ''midgets''. 43. Grooms all look the same.Everyone only wants to see the Bride 44. Girls can go together to a public restroom without looking like a fag 45. It is ok if girls hang out with gay guys. If straight men hang out with lesbos, it is considered an affair. 46. Friends wo not call you ''whipped'' behind your back 47. With 1 bottle of frozen sperm, we could populate the earth for 400 years with no need for men, ''in theory''. 48. You can ''fake'' anything 49. No matter how ugly you are, you will always be able to get laid. 50. Your skin is softer. 51. You secretly admire Loreena Bobbitt 52.Valentine is Day was invented just for you 54. Being biual is considered a ''bonus'' 55. No matter how much time a guy spends on himself, you will still look better. 56. You wo not get someone pregnant 58. You do not have to buy wedding rings 59. You never have to change your oil. 60. You do not have to pump your own gas 61. You never have to change a flat tire in the rain. 62. If you feel like trapping your husband, there is always the ''do l look fat?'' test 63. Your adult children will come home often because of your fabulous home cooked meals. 64. You can not get thrown in jail cause of child support. 65. It empowers you when someone notices your new hair cut. 66. You can do your own laundry without your laundry turning pink. 67. Shopping somehow makes your life feel complete. 68. You can resolve arguments without giving someone a black eye. 69. The real beauty of e-mail is obvious to us - a further dimension to our social lives 70. You can scam maternity leave by looking fat. 71. You do not have to mow the lawn 72. Longer orgasms 73. You do not have to worry about getting punched when you cut someone off in traffic 74. If you gave your boyfriend/husband a black eye, they will think it is his fault not yours. 75. We do not grow nose hairs. 76. We have total control over our eyebrows. 77. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 78. People envy you if you're a ''daddy is girl''. It is sad to be a ''mama is boy'' 79. We control the population. 80. Free drinks 81. You have a secret power to somehow hold your fart in public. 82.We get to choose the movie 83.We get all expensive paid trips-all we have to do is sleep with the guy. 84. We never have to pay when we go on dates. 85. We get to sleep on the bed when we have an argument with our man. Men get to sleep on the couch. 87.We're better manipulators. 88.We can e more in a day than men. 89.We never run out of excuses. 90.We get EXPENSIVE jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back. 91.We get candy, flowers and jewelery all the time cuz menup so often 92.We get massages 93.We're better parents. 94.We are cleaner 95.We have a higher tolerance of pain 96.We often get to cut in line 97.We are more flexible 99.Better tips 100.Men hold the door open for us. 101. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!) 102. We lie better 103.We can marry rich and then not have to work smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume! 105.Women who dont wear underwear are considered y and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting 106.We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return 107.We dont have excessive amounts of body hair 108.We dont have to drive when on a date 109.Men fantasize about20 times a day but women can get laid more often. 110.We are ier 111.We express ourselves better 112. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night 113.Women do less time for violent crime huh, yep, ok, then bye'' 115. We can talk to our mom everyday and it is considered normal. l do not think men can top this list!
I gave up after #23 but #10 seems a bit ''Fishy'' LOL.
I think that about sums it up. Although, I do pump my own gas
and I have changed a flat tire in the rain. I also own more power tools
than most men (and I know how to use them). That is what is so great about
women - we know how and can do most anything. We just choose not to either
because A) we don't want to get our hands dirty, or B) we know when a man
needs his ego boosted and we can pretend to be helpless to make him feel
big and strong.
I think you have covered it all.
fo sho! sorry about guys luck lol
The list is too long, I'd say I need to find the right one for
myself.
I made it to #67. Good points but now my brain hurts.
you forgot one thing
we get stuck with dead beat dads who don't pay child support and we are
the ones ending up being the barrer of bad news
thats great!!
Sounds like they take advantage of everybody! Karma, baby.
Some might have too much time on their hands.
Wow, that was good
And soooo true
hmmmmm
Can't think that much. TOO LONG!
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